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[Friends] 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device #26
Joey: Hey Ross, I got a science question. If the homosapiens, were in fact, "homosapiens"... is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homosapiens are people.
Joey: Hey hey, I'm not judging.
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Joey: Hey Ross, I got a science question. If the homosapiens, were in fact, "homosapiens"... is that why they're extinct?
Ross: Joey, homosapiens are people.
Joey: Hey hey, I'm not judging.
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[The Big Bang Theory] S01E07 - The Dumpling Paradox #207
Leonard: Sheldon, think this through, you're going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo.
Sheldon: No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
Leonard: You're right. All sex has is nudity, orgasms, and human contact.
Sheldon: My point.
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Leonard: Sheldon, think this through, you're going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo.
Sheldon: No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
Leonard: You're right. All sex has is nudity, orgasms, and human contact.
Sheldon: My point.
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[The Simpsons] EABF20 - The President Wore Pearls #192
Milhouse: And to think I was going to ask you to the dance!
Lisa: I would have gone with you..
Milhouse: Well, you still can!
Lisa: Well I don’t feel like it now.
Milhouse: Awww! That's cool. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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Milhouse: And to think I was going to ask you to the dance!
Lisa: I would have gone with you..
Milhouse: Well, you still can!
Lisa: Well I don’t feel like it now.
Milhouse: Awww! That's cool. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
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[Scrubs] 709 - My Dumb Luck #362
Dr. Kelso: Hey, that's a nice jacket, Ted. What is it, wool? [Rubbing Ted's jacket]
Ted: It's a polynylon blend. Do you really like it?
Dr. Kelso: No. Bathroom is just out of paper towels.
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Dr. Kelso: Hey, that's a nice jacket, Ted. What is it, wool? [Rubbing Ted's jacket]
Ted: It's a polynylon blend. Do you really like it?
Dr. Kelso: No. Bathroom is just out of paper towels.
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[Two and a Half Men] 403 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress #11
Alan: You don't surf do you?
Charlie: Not a bit.
Alan: So how did Gidget get the idea you were 'The Big Kahuna'?
Charlie: I told her I 'hanged ten' and I guess she misunderstood.
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Alan: You don't surf do you?
Charlie: Not a bit.
Alan: So how did Gidget get the idea you were 'The Big Kahuna'?
Charlie: I told her I 'hanged ten' and I guess she misunderstood.
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